Where can we take them where there'll be small people eating cake?

Today at my doorstep was a package from Urban Outfitters with goodies that I had purchased. One of them were these scalloped shorts by Lucca Couture. I have been looking everywhere for some nice scalloped shorts and these definitely satisfy my need for them. I purchased a size 0 and 2 to see which would fit me better, since the 0 fit, I am putting the size 2 up on Ebay to sell. Take a look at the listing here. When I purchase them they were on sale, but the price has gone back up for some reason, not quite sure why...

You can view reviews and more pictures here on the Urban Outfitters website.

(top: Urban Outfitters |shorts: Urban Outfitters |shoes: Steve Madden Melrow |rings: Forever 21, Elizabeth & James)

Do you smell toast? Because I think you're having a stroke.

Today got extremely humid, in the 5 minutes that I took these photos I began to sweat profusely (lovely image, I know). Honestly, days like this is where I don't care too much about how I look or my hair looks (as long as it's up). Even this lightweight, oversized, nightgown looking dress from T by Alexander Wang was too hot to be wearing. If you're in the tri-state area, you know what I am talking about.

Anyway, tonight at 9pm, Gilt is having a T by Alexander Wang sale, so if you don't already have an account, click on the link I have to the right and sign up so you can check it out. Tomorrow is Jeffrey Campbell at noon.. can't wait.

(dress: T by Alexander Wang |shoes: Jessica Simpson Dany |bag: Proenza Schouler PS1 |rings: Elizabeth & James / Forever 21)

Hello? What's that? I'm bored? Thanks for calling.

HR has decided that black skinny jeans are no longer an acceptable piece of clothing to wear to work. It was a sad day for me... my co-workers believe I shall be affected the most by the new policy, they may be right...

I am currently in love with crocheted pieces and scalloped edges.

Also, I still have the Alexander Wang Luggage Donna up on ebay here. Have a great weekend, it's supposed to be beautiful tomorrow in Jersey!

(top: Forever 21 |bottom: Urban Outfitters |shoes: Steve Madden Melrow |rings: Noir, Forever 21 & Elizabeth & James)

I just want to say that the secret to a happy marriage is... oh, who am I kidding?

Attended my friend's roommates wedding. I was her date, we made a cute asian lesbian couple. Spent a majority of the time sipping on tequila sunrises & people watching. There were these two girls who must have been wasted (or else there is no excuse) because they were dancing so erratically. My friend and I were amused for at least 20 minutes laughing our asses off at one doing some sort of pixie dance while the other was busy doing her tribal mating dance. Too funny.





(dress: Forever 21 shoes: Balenciaga rings: Forever 21, Noir, Elizabeth & James)

And everyone knows you're suppose to say, "hot plate, hot plate," when something's hot.

Currently relaxing in my basement as it seems to be the only place that isn't extremely hot in my house without that air conditioning on. Need to catch up on movies and shows, in particular the Lady Gaga Glee episode. I'm going to her concert sometime this summer, can't remember the date exactly, but it's pretty exciting since I have only been to one concert in my life. Other than that, I'm just trying to keep cool. My dog couldn't even handle the heat during her short walk, as you can see, this is how she coped with it after we got back to my house..

(dress: Asos necklace: Elizabeth & James, sandals: Dolce Vita)

I love errands. They're like mini-adventures for undesirables.

This is what I wore around my town on Saturday in search of a consignment shop I came upon mistakenly on Friday night when my friend and I went for sushi. It also happened to be the weekend of sidewalk sales so every shop had clothing racks hanging outside. I realized I do not have a clue how to go through a consignment shop to find things. I don’t have the eye for it yet. It’ll come to me hopefully, considering this is my first time. I walked around some more and found signs for another consignment shop, which had some higher end clothing. Right before I left, I went to one of the tables outside with shoes for an extra 50% off. There were these brown ankle boots that had a cut out on the heel that caught my eye. I tried them on and fell in love with the slightly strange look they had. Got them for only $25 and to my surprise they were by Ann Demeulemeester so it was a huge steal. Will have to figure out where I’m wearing these, but I can’t wait.

By the way, the shoes were relatively comfortable during my 2 hour stroll. However right when I was walking back to my car to leave, I tripped crossing the street in front of everyone. Only I would do that....

(top & bottom: Urban Outfitters shoes: Steve Madden Melrow rings: Elizabeth & James, Made Her Think, & Noir sunglasses: Grey Ant)